Friday, January 06, 2006

Orkut Profile of a Software Engineer

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but… and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship status: what?

Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me

Age: 10111

Here for: web browsing in company hours

Children: can’t be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity: Programmer

Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor: weekly

Sexual orientation: When will I have sex?

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth

Drinking: The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)


Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for another company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future

Sports: quake, CS, computer chess

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing

Tv shows: can’t afford one

Cuisines: Bread, Omelette, Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 metres of home

And, the above post has been written by ME and its not a pick up!!


Nandz said...

Nice. did you make this up or is this an acutal Orkut profile. If it's the former, I must say that you're sure getting creative -- pretty unbecoming of an IIM grad!

porwal said...

kutte kamine mere jeevan ka mazak uda raha hai....mai tujhe zinda nahi chodoonga....aapna process id bata abhi kill karta hoon


Nikhil said...

You've been tagged

And for the love of god, don't make blogspot's comment facility any more useless than it already it by disallowing non-blogspot user comments.

pango said...

Dude, that facility was always on...

crackfire said...

looks more like a tempelate for any IITian

ankur said...

An interesting read..
but a stupid question I have..
How come u know all this?

Mojo said...

Good one pango.. and the same question how come you know so much about s/w engg's life :D??

pango said...

This was based on my 7 day long stay with Porwal and Kapil, my friends in Hyderabad, working in s/w companies. All real life experience :)

Tushit said...

abe mast likha hai yaar..
really cool......