Friday, January 06, 2006

Orkut Profile of a Software Engineer

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but… and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship status: what?

Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me

Age: 10111

Here for: web browsing in company hours

Children: can’t be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity: Programmer

Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor: weekly

Sexual orientation: When will I have sex?

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth

Drinking: The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for another company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future

Sports: quake, CS, computer chess

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing

Tv shows: can’t afford one

Cuisines: Bread, Omelette, Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 metres of home

And, the above post has been written by ME and its not a pick up!!

9 comments:

Nandz said...

Nice. did you make this up or is this an acutal Orkut profile. If it's the former, I must say that you're sure getting creative -- pretty unbecoming of an IIM grad!

porwal said...

kutte kamine mere jeevan ka mazak uda raha hai....mai tujhe zinda nahi chodoonga....aapna process id bata abhi kill karta hoon

:)

Nikhil said...

You've been tagged

And for the love of god, don't make blogspot's comment facility any more useless than it already it by disallowing non-blogspot user comments.

pango said...

Dude, that facility was always on...

crackfire said...

looks more like a tempelate for any IITian

ankur said...

An interesting read..
but a stupid question I have..
How come u know all this?

Mojo said...

Good one pango.. and the same question how come you know so much about s/w engg's life :D??

pango said...

This was based on my 7 day long stay with Porwal and Kapil, my friends in Hyderabad, working in s/w companies. All real life experience :)

Tushit said...

abe mast likha hai yaar..
really cool......