Relationship status: what?
Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me
Age: 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours
Children: can’t be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity: Programmer
Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor: weekly
Sexual orientation: When will I have sex?
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth
Drinking: The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for another company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future
Sports: quake, CS, computer chess
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing
Tv shows: can’t afford one
Cuisines: Bread, Omelette, Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 metres of home
And, the above post has been written by ME and its not a pick up!!
9 comments:
Nice. did you make this up or is this an acutal Orkut profile. If it's the former, I must say that you're sure getting creative -- pretty unbecoming of an IIM grad!
kutte kamine mere jeevan ka mazak uda raha hai....mai tujhe zinda nahi chodoonga....aapna process id bata abhi kill karta hoon
:)
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And for the love of god, don't make blogspot's comment facility any more useless than it already it by disallowing non-blogspot user comments.
Dude, that facility was always on...
looks more like a tempelate for any IITian
An interesting read..
but a stupid question I have..
How come u know all this?
Good one pango.. and the same question how come you know so much about s/w engg's life :D??
This was based on my 7 day long stay with Porwal and Kapil, my friends in Hyderabad, working in s/w companies. All real life experience :)
abe mast likha hai yaar..
really cool......
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